An Eyerub To Remember

It was one of those eye rubs that really feel great and one that I simply didn’t want to end.

You know those ones where you start to rub your eyeballs and you wind up gasping and moaning and just really getting into it? Man it was awesome. My eyes tingled afterwards like you wouldn’t believe. I exhaled loudly out of sheer enjoyment.

The other people at the City Council meeting did not enjoy it quite so much. Based on the looks I got anyway.