Home Sick

So I'm staying at home today since my daughter is running a fever of 103, she's covered in boils, and the dog chewed her leg off last night.

I'm kidding! About the dog part anyway.

So I shove a funnel in her mouth every so often and pour in the Tylenol, and we watch Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses again. And again. And again.

I may curtail the medicine until her eyes roll up into her head, at which time I can turn off the DVD player and get some blessed relief. I'm starting to lose it already and it's only 9:30 or so.

Further reports when they are available.