kids and I attended the local Farmers Market today, since you can never
get enough Natural, Vegan, Organic, Free-Range, Hemp, Granola and Bark
Mulch-based tie-died t-shirts sold by aging hippies from Nelson wearing
knitted hats and body odor.
Since I tend to swim against the
stream, I also bought a loaf of full fat, all-the-gluten bread
containing every food dye and carcinogen known to science, from
a very lonely but satisfied-looking vendor in a far corner of the
parking lot, and it was the best bread ever.
I made toast, slathered in deadly margarine, and I liked it.
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