We went away for a one night holiday last night - to a ski resort about 3 hours away.
It was completely deserted. Empty. Wonderful - we had the pool and hot tubs to ourselves for the most part - although there was one couple doing some canoodling in one last night it would seem. I had my glasses off so I was blind as a bat - but I've been in hot tubs with members of the opposite sex before - and I know what goes on there.
So - I showered thoroughly afterwards. Ick.