We went camping (well, cabin-ing) over the weekend, and I am just now getting released from the smoke inhalation ward. I also stink to high heaven. We had a ball!
We always enjoy suspending all personal hygiene activities when in the great outdoors, expecially when you realize the occupant has more flies circling around than the outhouse itself does.
I also lost count of the burning embers landing upon me and creating new holes in my clothing (and flesh) as I stirred the coals in manly fashion.
These and many other amusing topics will be thoroughly explored in upcoming columns.
For now though - shower!!
About Me
- David Crawford
- Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada
- The columns here (generally the longer posts) have appeared in the Kelowna Daily Courier, Penticton Herald, Medicine Hat News and other newspapers. My column is called Something Like That, and has won America's Funniest Humor Writing contest four times (I think the judges were drinking). If you are here because we met on a wine tour, thank you for visiting and I hope you enjoyed yourself! Feel free to drop me a line anytime - your comments are most welcome. Email me at funnycolumn@gmail.com. Or - join me on Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=650188412 Thanks for stopping by.
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