Do people with artificial lawns still go out with their now silent mower and make tracks around their lawn once a week just to make it look good?
I think I would if I had it - just to fake out the neighbours.
I think I would also enjoy the envy of my neighbours in the middle January, coming by and asking how do I keep my lawn so green? What fertilizer do I use etc?
Tee hee...
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I liked this one. It reminds me of living in Georgia. In the 1980's, it was still a common practice to burn the lawn in late January or early February. The extra release of CO2 made the grass greener in the spring time. I can still envision neighbors with black lawns
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