Vocabulary Lessons

I try to impart my considerable knowledge of the English language to my offspring whenever possible.

Stop laughing - I'm a professional writer you know.

Yesterday, for example, the kids learned the words Idiot, Dolt, Moron and Jerk - almost entirely in one sentence, while we were driving to the adventureplex thing.

So that was nice.

I hope they (the kids) someday appreciate the wisdom and maturity I impart to them on a regular basis.

Well now that sentence sucked didn't it?

See why I put stuff into an idea file instead of rushing them into columns right away? It's to catch crap like that before I embarrass myself.

Pay no attention. Nothing to see here. Move along. Writer spazzing out.