Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Ceremony Ends, Briefing on UFO Truth Begins

The ceremony now over, the 44th President of The United States was ushered off the stage, and into a briefing room where he will be shown the debris from the crashed alien spacecraft.

He will also be handed the keys to the nuclear arsenal, which will be utilized to vaporize the circling mother ships now descending on barley fields everywhere.

He will also be introduced to the Official Astrologer, Official Psychic, and Official Secret Holder of The Grassy Knoll Conspiracy.

Then he has to change the password on the White House computer, sign some paperwork for payroll deductions, and figure out where the bathroom is.

A busy day for the new leader of the free world.

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