Thursday, April 30, 2009

Kids Lunch

I have the coolest kids.

They are still so honest and wonderful - they don't even try to hide or throw out the bits of their lunches they don't eat. I opened one bag this morning and found the uneaten orange, and the sandwich with one bite out of it. How sweet!

When do they develop the deceit gene such that they will lie their pants off about eating their entire delicious lunch?

It also turns out the school lunch monitors do not allow trading. What a shame.

When I was a kid we always traded the stuff we didn't like for the good stuff everyone wanted.

There was always some idiot kid who would trade his candy bar for an apple, for example.

I hate apples to this day...nevermind.

The wounds are still fresh.

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