Thursday, April 9, 2009

Fuel Profits

It may behoove you to follow me into gas stations.

There, I go to the cashier and pre-pay like you're supposed to.

Then I absent-mindedly walk back out to my vehicle, get in, and drive briskly and confidently away.

This behaviour has been known to cause angst in me, and just about the time I'm re-entering the flow of traffic, I realize my error and use bad words. Quite a few of them really.

So - 'follow me' could be a profitable phrase to remember, if stalking me for autographs.

You are welcome.

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