Fat has its place...

It is not all bad being overweight. I've recently discovered a use for my excess personhood. 

I was sitting in my Scoliosis-brand, cheap folding chair at the beach yesterday, when Mr. Naptime quietly approached. 

Just as I nodded off I activated my drool glands for chest lubrication, then rested my head upon my second, third and fourth chins, which together acted as a rather effective pillow. 

Try THAT skinny people! Ha!