Poison control centres across North America are being inundated with stupid kids trying to get high by smoking, snorting, licking, basting, and generally hanging out with nutmeg. Yes - nutmeg - the new 'drug' of choice of really, really dumb kids.
Nutmeg, as we all know, is a gateway garnish - one which can lead to paprika, garlic powder or even cayenne.
From there it is an easy jump to the harder condiments - your mustards, relishes, and, yes - ketchup (shudder).
Speak to your children people. Just say no to spices!
This message brought to you by: C.A.V.E. - Citizens Against Virtually Everything.