Street Name Puns

Here in Kelowna, we have some interesting street names. I was ruminating about them the other day, in a business-like fashion.

I thought it would be amusing to open a shop selling scales - on Richter Street.

Or a pickle-lovers emporium on Dilmore. A colouful bird shop on Paret. You get the idea.

Then I started thinking of sentences like "Is Aga blind or can Agassiz?" and "Is your favourist pet a Cadder dog?"

I truly enjoy these sick bits of wit - so please send me yours. Thousands in prize money - trust me.