I've just returned from a run to Costco (a rare one in which I spent less than $500), and I am now looking at a large container of York Peppermint Patties (miniature version).
I have to admit a certain weakness.
Some day, if/when I am in charge of security for the Crown Jewels, or Fort Knox, the following conversation may take place:
Me, in tone of authority: "None shall pass."
Terrorist/Robber/Burglar: "We have York Peppermint Patties."
Me: "Here's the keys - have a good time. Om nom nom."
About Me
- David Crawford
- Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada
- The columns here (generally the longer posts) have appeared in the Kelowna Daily Courier, Penticton Herald, Medicine Hat News and other newspapers. My column is called Something Like That, and has won America's Funniest Humor Writing contest four times (I think the judges were drinking). If you are here because we met on a wine tour, thank you for visiting and I hope you enjoyed yourself! Feel free to drop me a line anytime - your comments are most welcome. Email me at funnycolumn@gmail.com. Or - join me on Facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=650188412 Thanks for stopping by.
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