Saturday, December 5, 2009


I've just returned from a run to Costco (a rare one in which I spent less than $500), and I am now looking at a large container of York Peppermint Patties (miniature version).

I have to admit a certain weakness.

Some day, if/when I am in charge of security for the Crown Jewels, or Fort Knox, the following conversation may take place:

Me, in tone of authority: "None shall pass."

Terrorist/Robber/Burglar: "We have York Peppermint Patties."

Me: "Here's the keys - have a good time. Om nom nom."

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