Scratching

My wife and I were recently enjoying a vigorous exchange of viewpoints, on the subject of my scratching.

Being male, I tend to scratch a lot. I know - try to quell your surprise at that statement.

Anyway, I ended her argument, and took two fist pumps in celebration, by stating clearly and precisely that I scratch so much because I'm the only one who knows where it itches.

I may have bowed as well. Victory is so sweet sometimes.