To the Pool!

We're off to the new pool this morning - because we don't have enough hideous fungal growths on our feet just yet.

The last time we went I tried my kids goggles on and discovered that children wearing swim goggles are endearing and cute.

When an adult male wears swim goggles, he is a pervert and dirty old man who shouldn't wear swim goggles lest he get his face slapped by women he inadvertently ogles under water.

Off to the wild, blue under!