The kids and I were trying to remember the names of the 7 Dwarfs from Snow White. By the way, I think Dwarfs looks funny spelled that way - is it with a V or an F? Capitalized? Is it PC to say Dwarf at all anymore? Should I care? Is this the longest parenthetical statement you've ever seen?).
I can never remember them.
Slinky, Dopey, Whitey, Lunger, Doc, Sneezy, and Belch. Something like that. Help me. The kids aren't sure - this is our best guess. Maybe Ringo is in there. Zitty. Mondo. I have no idea.
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Stogie is one, I'm quite sure.
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