My girls (wife, daughter) are taking off camping with a bunch of Brownies this weekend, leaving my son and I alone.
We are already planning a trip to the gaming parlour where we'll spend several hours playing inappropriately violent video games. We'll probably also eat poorly, belch and fart a lot (well, no change there actually), and just be guys for a while.
My wife will know we are having a good time if I call her cell phone and ask as to the whereabouts of our son's health care card. Or my own.
Reports to follow.
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