This morning I turned on my new, ultra cool, touch screen cell phone, and placed it in my shirt pocket as I was getting the kids into my car for the ride to school.
After setting off on our journey, I heard a faint voice coming from my left chest region. I lift out my cell phone to see I had inadvertently dialed my office speed dial number with my left nipple.
Do YOU have a Nipple-Enabled cell phone?
Would anyone else in this wonderful world be howling with laughter at such an occurrence EXCEPT someone who writes humour columns?
Will I get a column out of this? I have no idea. I'm not sure I can milk (sorry) an entire column out of one event. But I had to share.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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3 comments:
Maybe it was a cry for help!
An attempt to get some assistance in convincing you to use fabric softener, just once.
If it starts sending text messages you should see a doctor right away!
Maybe it was a cry for help.
An attempt to get someone to convince you to use fabric softener, just once.
If it starts sending text messages you should see a doctor right away!
JP Finn's ass used to call us because he always had his cell phone in his back pocket and when he sat down in the car, brrrriiinngggg!
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