Donald Trump, a noted idiot blowhard and possible U.S. Presidential candidate, has announced he would like to see the long form death certificate of Osama Bin Laden, the now-dead terrorist leader.
"How do we know it's true?" asked the man who is best noted for his douchebaggery in the New York real estate market. "I demand to see evidence, other than photo's and video of Bin Laden with holes in his head."
It is not known if the U.S. Government will release the long form version of the certificate. No one knows if such a thing even exists. 'Truthers,' who claim that nothing ever happens without a government conspiracy, are concerned about the certificate as well. A spokesperson said "We're so concerned about the certificate, you could say we're certifiable."
More news after the Bin Laden departure party.
Monday, May 2, 2011
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